is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Randomize
