So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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