Just mADE A PArabola og urine
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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