IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
jump out the window naked night went bad
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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