she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
She's the barista slut.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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