Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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