There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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