You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.�
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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