So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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