Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
try to milk me bitch
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