Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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