I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
P.S. I can't hear my feet
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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