Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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