I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
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