Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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