I don't think brook has ever known best
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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