My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
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