have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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