HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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