Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I love having hate sex.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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