so explain again why im purple
no
I need help removing her.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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