I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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