: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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