doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
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