I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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