I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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