well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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