Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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