using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
He felt like a one man threesome
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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