Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
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