i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
now i know why i became what i already was.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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