Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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