I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I didn't notice because vodka
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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