Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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