sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
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