Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
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