If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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