did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
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