i just wanna soil my oats bro
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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