I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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