we're chasing vodka with high fives
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Randomize
