wanna go halves on a baby?
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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