How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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