Cold hands, warm shart.
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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