Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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