quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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