MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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