i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
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