so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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