he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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